Stolen meme from Stacy. Go into google, type your name plus the following words. (it helped to do it in quotation marks) Learn about what you are.

Jessica looks like...

  • She's got a sock down the front of her panties. (I don't, fyi)
  • Jessica in bad pants (As opposed to sheryl in bad pants, I assume?)
  • A tranny (must be the sock stuffed down my pants)

Jessica likes...

  • To start her day with a t-bone steak of two. (this is disgusting)
  • To think she's a ghetto gangsta 2. (I missed ghetto gangsta 1)
  • Her son's sweat. (Jessica seems to like gross things)

Jessica says...

  • She will make-out and make-up. (with whom, she wonders?)
  • The sky is a different color here. (true enough. it's quite grey)
  • "I love you" with botox. (obviously)

Jessica wants...

  • A dinosaur. (seriously. I would LOVE that. a pink one!)
  • To shock you into voting. (well, any way to encourage voting in the younger generation)
  • Another rock to start a collection. (I rock.)

Jessica does...

  • The splits. (that would be entertaining)
  • Everything for her husband. (honestly, you'd think that lazy bum would do his own laundry for once)
  • Not vote. (she was not shocked into it by anyone, what did you expect?)

Jessica hates...

  • Metal. (it turns my skin green)
  • The moon. (it is so inconvenient, allowing us not to stumble around in the dark)
  • Feet mwahahahaha. (I would not add the mwahahaha, it was there--seriously, though, I do think feet are really gross)

Jessica can...

  • Work miracles. (1-800-miracle)
  • Do so much better than Justin. (honestly!)
  • Beat Ray to ice trophy. (I just have to believe in myself)

Jessica goes...

  • To Harvard! (No, Oxford)
  • For the hookerish look. (back to those socks in the pants)
  • Into the wig business. (a hookerish wig, mind you)

Jessica is...

  • Described in Dune as having "hair like shaded bronze". (Dune finds me sexy)
  • A rock instrumental written by Dickey Betts. (the funniest part of this was the name Dickey Betts)
  • That you? (it is!)

Jessica loves...

  • Pandas. (well, who wouldn't love a panda?!)
  • Her some taco. (I actually really miss Mexican food over here)
  • Someone :) (Jessica is very vague)